Kate’s Rants

THIS IS THE LONGEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!! 

i rented “becoming jane” mostly because james mc avoy is in it. he’s very dreamy. 

but i dont know why i thought i’d like it. i dont like any jane austen books, so why would i like a movie about her life?? what was i THINKING?? what a waste of a netflix movie. oh well. 

but seriously, this movie is going on way way too long. her life was not THAT interesting. for sheezy. she fell in love with a poor guy, and can’t marry him. sad. cry. cry. start to like the original not so hot dude, because he respects her. yay. happy happy. come on. someone needs to die or there needs to be a little more action. 

wait wait… i think she’s “old” now… like it’s supposed to be the end of her life and she’s an accomplished writer now maybe. oh yep. now she’s all famous because she wrote pride and prejudice. i guess that’s sortof the story of her life? i dunno, i never read it. BECAUSE I DONT LIKE JANE AUSTEN BOOKS. 

by making her “old” they just made her look sick. hahaha. 

ps: james mc avoy is way hotter with his natural scottish accent. seriously. 

awwww he named his daughter after her, to sickeningly remind himself of the love he lost all those years ago. *tear*

the end.