Kate’s Rants

Oh avacado,

smashed onto my sandwich

you taste oh-so-delicious

but then when i bite

you squish out the sides

and splat on my lap.

Oh, avacado

you are so green

my pants are so not

and now, avacado

i must wipe you into my napkin

and throw you away

in contempt.

NEVER AGAIN.

but maybe tomorrow.

you taste too good.