Kate’s Rants

hello all! i realize i have not posted in awhile. i was just re-reading some old blogs and remembered how fun it was to post random things.

and then something funny happened which reminded me of other funny things that i feel like sharing.

so there are 3 cats in our house. i have one (her name is poof/poofer/poofy/baby) and my roommate has 2. anyway, 2 of them are sitting on the windowsill right now. a moment ago, a bird came and landed on the window screen, which caused much commotion among the two kitties on the windowsill. there was squeaking, scrambling, and general confusion for about 15 seconds.

that was the most action i’ve seen all day. wow my life is SO interesting right now.

but on that sortof note….. my roommate with 2 cats provides endless entertainment for me. i’m at a point in my life where i’d much rather live by myself. but certain circumstances caused me to search for a roommate on craigslist. that being said, i think i found myself a rather normal-ish roommate.

however, she does not seem to know how to talk to boys or keep them around.

not that i can really talk. my ONE relationship lasted the longest when we were 3000 miles away from each other. hm.

anyway, just from simple observations, i have learned some surefire ways to lose a guy in 10 SECONDS.

1) definitely say you want to go to dinner, then eat dinner before he shows up.

2) talk about your cats. and nothing else.

3) talk about yourself a lot.

4) talk about your past relationships.

5) tell the boy they must be gay.

6) if he tells you he’s allergic to your pets, invite him over to your pet-infested house IMMEDIATELY.

7) when he shows signs of being ready to leave, tell him you’re almost ready and then leave him in the living room with the 3 cats for 10 minutes.

8 ) be in the shower when he shows up at the door. classic. let’s make him wait at the door for 20 minutes.

if you don’t want a guy to stick around, just try those tips. i’m sure they work every time. simple observation.

but hey, at least she’s reeling them in right?? i have not a clue on those tips. sorry folks.